What a Hullabaloo!

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Wasp in Beard

Silently I crept from kitchen to lounge
With jammy buttered slice in my jammy buttered hand
Plates were not needed when parents were asleep
But sound of a mess, could make parent creep
So aware-full and careful I sneaked like a sneaker
Past trip rugs and floorboards loud fitted with squeakers

When reaching the lounge jammy slice was then placed on
The arm of the sofa the dog had its nest on
And as I sat chomping with black dog foot pawing
I heard secret bird noise of gang outside calling

So I placed a big cushion on new stain on sofa
And hoped that the sofa police didn't flip it over
And thought I'd be good boy and keep the house nice
So I called dog to kitchen to lick jam off knife